Cat Bios

cylinder cat

danger level: 1/6

the elusive cylinder cat has been angered. thank goodness this cat is a cylinder so it does not have claws

eater cat

danger level: 3/6

this cat has no eyes or nose it will eat any thing it bumps into. it is slow so you can not get eaten if you run.

walking cat

danger level: 5/6

this cat has two legs and is highly inteligent. he is renound for his speed and has won many first and second place hurdle races in olyimpics. his country in the olyimpics is canada.

noclip cat

danger level: 3/6

he has noclip from gmod in real life. but dont worry he is as strong as a normal cat. the worst he can do is give you a heart attack.

screamer

danger level: 5/6

if it sees you it will release from 120 to 150 decibal scream which can result from hearing damage to imense pain to even eardrum rupture.

xtralwer the cat god

danger level: 6/6

he can shoot 10000 degree lasers from his mouth. it is said with a simple flick of his tail, universes will crumble from the sheer amount of energy

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